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12/24/2008 Facts of life which applies to the Salaried People!Bank Balance First Week : 10,000 Second Week : 1,000 Third Week : 100 Fourth week : 10 Conveyance First Week : Auto ("I can afford it") Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!") Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport") Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health") Girl friends First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love") Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends") Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her") Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!" Mobile Maintenance First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for") Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines") Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only") Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me") And last....but not the least... Boozing First Week : "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!" Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let's go to that restaurant" Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?" Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health...!!!" Happy weekend coming ahead.....!!!! Enjoy life urself to the fullest of its kind- Its just the first week yet 12/2/2008 For fun: Difference Between Prison And WorkIN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON: You get your own toilet. AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family. IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK: They are called managers. |
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